So up until this point I've not actually introduced the Monsters.
Our oldest we will refer to as HunnyLemon (as she loves female scientists) and our smallest is Animal (find an episodes of the Muppet Babies and you'll get the gist of why one might call their child Animal).
Animal has decided she will leave Mommy in a state of panic as I clean our home. A little while ago we were struck with no power and no clue why as we were lucky enough to be the only people in our complex sans power. Off to those golden you knows to grab quick food before everything else shut down in Snowmaggedon!
Animal does NOT like to eat. She is by far the pickiest eater I have encountered so I'm pretty familiar with her eating habits. I arrive back home and give out the rations to the screaming circus and go about looking up something. Animal comes up to confiscate my food. (Animal...get it now? lol) As I try to inform her that she would not be devouring my food while hers laid untouched she showed me her empty bowl to my fear and amazement.
So now I will have in the back of my mind as I go about my cleaning routine, did Animal eat or did Animal hide?
I suppose if we stumble upon what looks like an infectious disease experiment gone wrong we can let HunnyLemon use the sample with her microscope.
Call the pipers and sound the horns, HOMESCHOOL LESSON!
Oh yes, we are homeschoolers. Secular homeschoolers at that. Some people refer to us as unicorns and yes we are that badass.
Also we have another mom who will write on here but I'll let her give you her best introduction. :)
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